Victim Testimonials from the Goob Lagoon Lawsuit

The negligence at Goob Lagoon has left a trail of devastation. Here, we share powerful video testimonials from victims of the Goob Lagoon lawsuit. These firsthand accounts are crucial evidence in the CaseOh lawsuit. For written claims, please see the Public Responses page.

Case File #BEA-001: The Hammer & The Amoeba

Video testimony courtesy of @quartofknee

"My friend is in the hospital with a brain-eating amoeba."

This brave individual recounts a day of terror that began with staff hostility and ended with a life-threatening medical emergency for her best friend.

  • Workplace Violence: The park owner allegedly chased her friend with a hammer in a fit of rage.
  • Hazardous Conditions: The park was dangerously slick with "water everywhere," causing numerous patrons to slip and fall.
  • Biohazard Contamination: The victim's friend has since been hospitalized with a brain-eating amoeba, contracted from the park's water.
  • Failure to Warn: Patrons were not informed of the biological risks present in the swimming areas, a shocking act of willful negligence.

Official Statement from Park Management

"Oh, I'm canceled... Bro, WHAT?! Oh my god... Dude, this looks REAL. Yes, you were [told about the amoebas]. It's advertised! We have an insane legal team. Good luck with that." - Park Manager CaseOh, upon viewing the testimony

Case File #DB-001: The Diabetes Diagnosis

Video testimony courtesy of @autumn.xxvi

"The Goob Lagoon Gave Me Diabetes"

Autumn's harrowing account begins with a simple desire for a refreshing beverage. What she received was a life-altering medical condition due to deceptive and predatory business practices, forming another key pillar of the Goob Lagoon lawsuit.

  • Deceptive Pricing: Patrons were told the lemonade was "free," only to discover exorbitant surcharges for every component.
  • Medical Ramifications: The dangerously high sugar content of the lemonade allegedly resulted in a full-blown diabetes diagnosis.
  • Verbal Assault: When approaching the manager, she was allegedly looked "up and down" and called a "goober."

Official Statement from Park Management

When presented with these serious allegations, the Park Manager seemed primarily concerned that his own mother had seen the video:

"My mom commented on it! 'Not what I expected to open TT to this morning.'" - Park Manager CaseOh, expressing familial concern over legal liabilities.