Public Submissions

"I slipped in the pool which had no water….. I broke my leg. I was extremely traumatic for me that was my LUCKIEST LEG EVER that leg survived multiple injuries through out my life like getting hit by a car, picked up by an eagle by the left leg, chased down by a zebra and the worst…. Getting kicked in the balls by a soccer ball….. then my luckness was ENDED by gooblagoon…. I’m just in complete shock I’m shaking and crying while I’m filing this lawsuit….. I hope you understand how traumatic it was for me🫀"

"I was having a great time prior this incident, every time I would get nervous on the diving boards someone would push me safely into the water. Today their new lifeguard pushed me and I snapped my back, I am permanently paralysed from the neck down."

"I was punched off the Mega Looper slide amidst a 24-hour challege. All of the bones in my body shattered, as the punch forced my limbs to clip through the slide and concrete."

"I had caught a brain eating amoeba while I was riding the Goobinator. Water shot up my nose and lodged that little sucker up in my brain. The doctor said I needed to starve it out first before going on an extensive antibiotic treatment. Although the experience has left me damaged and possibly broken, the hotdogs were the best part of the park."

"I died after I got punched by the owner for allegedly not having a wristband and for allegedly pooping on the ground"

"I was wrongly fired after working days and nights at the gooblagoon, I had tried my hardest everyday but was not provided the correct training let alone support that my manager should’ve provided."

"The manager pushed me off a slide when i was trying to do a 24 hour challange"

"The owner hit me with a baseball bat and made me fly 1600 miles towards the moon because i was scared to jump off the diving board"

"Fell off the water slide and broke my hip, knee, and arm. Owner just wheezed and laughed"

"I went to the Goob Lagoon with my family and all 5 of us ended up infected with several water born diseases, and my grandma was killed when she broke her neck on a slide."

"I was swimming and all of a sudden, the water turned brown"

"The manager electrocuted me and my friends in the pool. 0/10 will never come back."

"I was at the park on august 30th 2025. i was swimming in one of the pools as i was swimming a load of food was spilled into the pool no big deal.. later i went on the highest slide at the park as i was going down the slides bolts snapped and the whole tube crashed down i was Unfortunately thrown out of the slide falling at least 50 Feet from what the ambulance worker said.. i was paralyzed needed rehab had to deal with the embarrassment of having to wear diapers for over 5 weeks.. i will NEVER go back to Gooblagoon for the humiliation i had to deal with i still have PTSD and mental Trauma. - Red"

"I was visiting the Simpleton Shores Area and wanted to go down the New death slide and I flew off of said slide, since the manufacturer made a error when constructing it. Because of that I dragged myself to the lemonade stand to get a refreshing beverage, but some individual seemed like they couldn't make it to the bathroom and defecated on the floor. I turned away and saw another person fly off of a slide and break their neck. I am now traumatised."

"The owner himself tried to drown me when I was scared on the diving board. Luckily, others noticed and helped. I'm absolutely dissatisfied with this horrible-looking waterpark! The only good employee is River, he is very sexy."

"I decided to go on the 'death slide' as it was quite popular, and I thought it just meant it was thrilling and fun. Nope. I fell 60 ft, and when I fell, it took about 5 minutes for the manager to get there, but by then I had died and taken away to hospital. I was dead for 17 hours, but thankfully the doctors revived me, but now I have to use amputated both arms and right leg. I'm coming for you Case."

"my dad slipped on a unattended puddle of water, flew 50 feet in the sky, hit his back on the side of a slide, and fell to the ground. then the owner with boxing gloves beat him up. hes now dead"

"The owner came at me with a bat cause “I looked at him the wrong way”"

"on september 5th, 2025 i went to GoobLagoon Waterpark & i saw they had a new section, brain-eating amoeba! i thought it would be fun & nothing that terrible would happen to me.. until i got home. i felt intensely sick & dizzy so i went to go lay down & there it was… a parasite!!! crawling in my skin! still giving GoobLagoon 3 stars tho!"

"Me and my hamsters came to try out one of Goob Lagoon's new slides, impressed by the advertisements we had seen and driven by a mixture of horror and morbid fascination at some of the stories we've heard about the place. We arrived on a Monday on a decently sunny day with the intent of having a few rides and maybe a dip in the pool once or twice with some pool floaties. Let me tell you whoever designed the new slide must have been on a mixture of something fierce when they were doing the finishing touches because while it started out slow that puppy had us flying off like rice at a wedding at the end, careening towards the horizon rather than at the pool it was supposed to deposit us in. We took out a picnic table and a family of four, sending hot dogs and slushes everywhere. My hamsters were turned into small furry missiles by the momentum brought about by the water slide, and I myself took on a hot dog cart in a full body collision that had me seeing red as I lay there in a mess of ketchup, bread, and questionable meat. My hamsters were mostly okay - we lost the pool floaties to deflation caused by the impacts, the other family is filing their own suit, and Chewy's left rear leg needed to be seen by a vet. He's got a cast on now, and I feel his attitude towards the Goob Lagoon has been soured by this tragic event."

"After seeing many people fly off the highest slide in the park I decided I’d try. To my surprise I had so much fun getting flung across the park while the owner was beating someone with a baseball bat. I got up and decided I’d like to lay in a lounge chair and relax but before I knew it I slipped on a dookie and landed on my head. That’s about all I remember about the day I had at the GoobLagoon."

"A massive man started running towards me. I got scared and got a severe heart attack, causing almost instant death."

"Hey, I visited the GoobLagoon with my friend MintyygalYT and she tried the death slide since it was rebranded as a grand re-opening and the slide was safe to go, all i can say is she went in with 2 hands and 2 legs only to come out with just a hand and a leg...."

"I was tragically hit across the entire park by the manager with a baseball bat. I suffered severe injuries such as a broken neck and spinal fractures, as well as multiple lacerations across my body."

"He hit me with a baseball bat😭"

"I am traumatised for life, I need therapy and I want to sue for emotional distress. Not only that but a fat man came barging in stole all the hotdogs and did a dookie on the floor which I later slipped on and broke my neck and am in hospital on my death bed. I am so disgusted and need compensation asap!!!!"

"I fell of the death loop and got a concussion and broke 29.2 of all my bones in my body."