Case File: Episode 9 - Paranormal Activity and Mass Casualties
Episode 9 of operations saw a complete breakdown of normalcy at Goob Lagoon. The park was the site of multiple fatalities, rampant managerial assaults, and at least one incident of unexplained levitation, suggesting either gross structural failure or a paranormal event. Guest safety was non-existent, culminating in a disastrous day of chaos and injury.
Official Park Security Footage
By the Numbers: A Statistical Breakdown
45
Total Guests
71%
Satisfaction Rate
2
Fatalities
3
Near-Drownings
28
Injuries
7
Managerial Assaults
Chronology of Chaos
The Unexplained Levitation Event
A male patron, after being physically assaulted by Park Manager CaseOh, was observed ascending into the air and levitating horizontally across the park grounds. This supernatural event, which defies the laws of physics, created a significant hazard as the airborne individual was unresponsive and could have fallen at any moment. Management's reaction was not of concern for the patron's safety, but of sheer disbelief and amusement. This incident points to either a profound failure in the park's structural integrity or the presence of paranormal phenomena, neither of which has been addressed.
"What was that?! Was he running from a pervert? Bros built different!" - Park Manager CaseOh
The Double Fatality and Managerial Incompetence
A critical safety failure occurred when two patrons began drowning simultaneously. Park Manager CaseOh, upon noticing the first victim, retrieved a Medkit Injector. However, before he could administer aid, a second patron began to drown. In a state of panic, the manager exclaimed that the park's very water was "haunted." Both patrons subsequently expired due to the delayed and inadequate rescue efforts, marking another day of multiple fatalities under the current management.
"There’s somebody dead in the pool! The omen is real!" - Park Manager CaseOh
Reckless Endangerment via Slide Manipulation
While a female patron was actively using one of the park's inflatable slides, the Park Manager entered "build mode" and physically moved the slide. This reckless action caused the patron to be violently ejected from the attraction upon exiting the slide, resulting in a severe injury. This demonstrates a flagrant disregard for operational safety protocols and guest well-being, using park infrastructure in a manner that directly caused harm.
"I am so sorry, I did not know you were on it while I was moving it." - Park Manager CaseOh