Incident Report

Case File: Episode 8 - The Triple Drowning Fatality and Pervert Pummeling

Episode 8 was a catastrophic failure of management, resulting in the park's second fatality. The day was characterized by a multi-patron drowning incident, rampant vandalism, and a shocking instance of managerial violence against a guest accused of perversion.

Official Park Security Footage

By the Numbers: A Statistical Breakdown

41

Total Guests

67%

Satisfaction Rate

1

Fatality

10

Near-Drownings

12

Managerial Assaults

16

Injuries & Slips

Chronology of Chaos

The Pervert Pummeling

A patron, later identified as Emmitt, was observed engaging in illicit photography of other guests. Upon discovering this, Park Manager CaseOh, rather than alerting park security or authorities, appointed himself judge, jury, and executioner. The manager equipped a hammer, chased the guest down, and proceeded to bludgeon him into unconsciousness. This extreme and violent overreaction represents a flagrant disregard for established protocols and basic human decency.

"You pervert! Get out of here! I will not stand for this!" - Park Manager CaseOh

The Triple Drowning Catastrophe & Subsequent Fatality

In the most egregious failure of safety protocols to date, three (3) patrons began to drown simultaneously in different areas of the park. The manager was immediately overwhelmed, unable to formulate a coherent rescue plan. His indecisiveness and panicked state led to a critical delay in response. While two patrons were eventually rescued, the third, a female guest named Jennifer, succumbed to the water, marking the second fatality under Manager CaseOh's supervision. The manager's only response was to attempt to hide the body from other guests.

"We got a double drowning!... Oh, she's dead! Oh my god!" - Park Manager CaseOh

Diving Board Disaster Zone

The area surrounding the main diving board devolved into a scene of utter chaos. A hazardous puddle, which went unaddressed by staff, caused a catastrophic chain reaction of slips and falls, resulting in at least six (6) injuries in a single incident. As another patron panicked on the diving board, the manager's "solution" was to physically assault them, pushing them into the pool below. This cascade of events highlights a complete failure in both maintenance and crowd control.

"Oh my god, it's a disaster!" - Park Manager CaseOh