Case File: Episode 4 - The Brain-Eating Amoeba Fatality and Rampant Managerial Violence
On episode 4 of park operations, managerial oversight collapsed entirely, resulting in the first confirmed park fatality due to the reckless opening of the "Brain-Eating Amoeba" attraction. This incident was compounded by numerous drownings, rampant sanitation failures, and unprovoked assaults on patrons by Park Manager CaseOh.
Official Park Security Footage
By the Numbers: A Statistical Breakdown
28
Total Guests
64%
Satisfaction Rate
1
Fatalities
9
Near-Drownings
25
Sanitation Issues
44
Injuries
Chronology of Chaos
The "Brain-Eating Amoeba" Fatality
In a shocking display of gross negligence, Park Manager CaseOh officially opened a new, unfiltered pool area explicitly named the "Brain-Eating Amoeba Bahama." Despite acknowledging a "one in one-hundred thousand chance" of patrons contracting a fatal amoeba, the manager allowed guests to enter. Predictably, a patron, identified as Miranda, entered the contaminated water and perished.
"Red alert! We have a customer that has entered the brain-eating amoeba section of the park... She's dead." - Park Manager CaseOh
Willful Employee Negligence and Dereliction of Duty
Throughout one of the busiest and most chaotic days of operation, a park staff member named Benjamin was observed completely abandoning his duties. He was located in a secluded corner of the property, kneeling and repeatedly striking the ground with a hammer for the duration of his shift. This occurred while numerous safety and sanitation emergencies unfolded, which went unaddressed due to a lack of available staff.
"This was the busiest day in Goob Lagoon history, and you spent the entire shift in this corner doing this... You are fired!" - Park Manager CaseOh
Unprovoked Assault on a Civilian Bystander
Towards the end of the day, with the park in a state of disarray, the manager was seen equipping a novelty boxing glove. He then exited the park, chased down a civilian woman identified as Hazel on a public street, and struck her with such force that she was thrown a considerable distance. The assault was unprovoked and constitutes a severe breach of public trust and safety.
"Don't you ever come back to the Goob Lagoon!" - Park Manager CaseOh