Incident Report

Case File: Episode 4 - The Brain-Eating Amoeba Fatality and Rampant Managerial Violence

On episode 4 of park operations, managerial oversight collapsed entirely, resulting in the first confirmed park fatality due to the reckless opening of the "Brain-Eating Amoeba" attraction. This incident was compounded by numerous drownings, rampant sanitation failures, and unprovoked assaults on patrons by Park Manager CaseOh.

Official Park Security Footage

By the Numbers: A Statistical Breakdown

28

Total Guests

64%

Satisfaction Rate

1

Fatalities

9

Near-Drownings

25

Sanitation Issues

44

Injuries

Chronology of Chaos

The "Brain-Eating Amoeba" Fatality

In a shocking display of gross negligence, Park Manager CaseOh officially opened a new, unfiltered pool area explicitly named the "Brain-Eating Amoeba Bahama." Despite acknowledging a "one in one-hundred thousand chance" of patrons contracting a fatal amoeba, the manager allowed guests to enter. Predictably, a patron, identified as Miranda, entered the contaminated water and perished.

"Red alert! We have a customer that has entered the brain-eating amoeba section of the park... She's dead." - Park Manager CaseOh

Willful Employee Negligence and Dereliction of Duty

Throughout one of the busiest and most chaotic days of operation, a park staff member named Benjamin was observed completely abandoning his duties. He was located in a secluded corner of the property, kneeling and repeatedly striking the ground with a hammer for the duration of his shift. This occurred while numerous safety and sanitation emergencies unfolded, which went unaddressed due to a lack of available staff.

"This was the busiest day in Goob Lagoon history, and you spent the entire shift in this corner doing this... You are fired!" - Park Manager CaseOh

Unprovoked Assault on a Civilian Bystander

Towards the end of the day, with the park in a state of disarray, the manager was seen equipping a novelty boxing glove. He then exited the park, chased down a civilian woman identified as Hazel on a public street, and struck her with such force that she was thrown a considerable distance. The assault was unprovoked and constitutes a severe breach of public trust and safety.

"Don't you ever come back to the Goob Lagoon!" - Park Manager CaseOh