Incident Report

Case File: Episode 3 - Sanitation Crisis and Multiple Near-Fatalities

On episode 3 of operations, Goob Lagoon descended into unprecedented chaos, marked by a severe sanitation crisis, multiple drownings, and a shocking display of managerial misconduct.

Official Park Security Footage

By the Numbers: A Statistical Breakdown

19

Total Guests

52%

Satisfaction Rate

1

Fatalities

2

Near-Drownings

5

Sanitation Issues

4

Injuries

Chronology of Chaos

Gross Negligence and Unsanitary Conditions

Multiple guests were observed with visible "stink clouds," indicating a severe lack of hygiene. The manager allowed contaminated guests into the pool and failed to address multiple "dookie" incidents, leading to widespread unsanitary conditions.

"You can't come in here stanking! You need you some cheeky!" - Park Manager CaseOh

Repeated Drowning Incidents Amidst Managerial Inaction

Two separate drowning incidents occurred in rapid succession. In both instances, the manager was slow to react, only retrieving a life ring after the patrons were already in severe distress, highlighting a critical lack of emergency preparedness.

"The gargling is insane!" - Park Manager CaseOh

Unprovoked Assault on a Minor Patron

Visibly agitated with a guest panicking on the diving board, Park Manager CaseOh physically pushed the patron into the pool instead of de-escalating the situation. This action showed a complete disregard for guest safety and professional conduct.

"Get in the pool!" - Park Manager CaseOh