Case File: Episode 22 - The Grand Finale of Negligence
The final documented operational period of Goob Lagoon was a horrifying crescendo of managerial incompetence. This "Grand Finale" featured a series of fatal equipment malfunctions, simultaneous mass drownings, and a complete breakdown of sanitation, cementing the park's legacy as a public menace.
Official Park Security Footage
By the Numbers: A Statistical Breakdown
121
Total Guests
74%
Satisfaction Rate
5
Fatalities
6
Near-Drownings
28
Sanitation Issues
70
Injuries & Slips
Chronology of Chaos
The Un-Contained Containment Slide
A newly installed waterslide, recklessly opened to the public, exhibited a catastrophic design flaw. The attraction consistently failed to contain patrons within its chute, instead launching them at extreme velocities over the park's perimeter fencing. This egregious oversight resulted in at least five (5) confirmed patron fatalities. Management's reaction was not to immediately close the ride for inspection, but to express morbid shock and disbelief as the casualties mounted, demonstrating a complete dereliction of duty.
"He never came around! Did he die!?" - Park Manager CaseOh, upon witnessing a guest being launched into the street.
Systemic Drowning and Managerial Paralysis
The park's aquatic safety protocols experienced a total system failure as multiple patrons began drowning simultaneously in separate pools. At one point, three individuals were observed in critical distress at once. The park manager was audibly overwhelmed and panicked, unable to formulate an effective rescue strategy. His delayed and chaotic response patterns underscore a critical deficiency in emergency preparedness and training, directly contributing to the severity of these life-threatening events.
"Oh my god, there's two people drowning! We have three people drowning!" - Park Manager CaseOh, during a mass-drowning event.
The Mass Biohazard Contamination
A severe sanitation crisis unfolded when a patron defecated in the main pool, creating an immediate and significant biohazard. The manager’s response was not to evacuate and sanitize the pool, but to attempt a superficial cleaning with a mop while dozens of other guests were still swimming in the contaminated water. This act of gross negligence led to the widespread contamination of the facility and exposed numerous patrons to unsanitary and hazardous conditions.
"Oh my goodness, somebody took a dookie in the pool! This is disgusting!" - Park Manager CaseOh, upon discovering the sanitation issue.