Case File: Episode 21 - The 5-Star Catastrophe
Episode 21 saw Goob Lagoon achieve a 5-star rating, a milestone immediately undermined by a catastrophic failure of management. The day was marked by multiple fatalities on new, untested attractions, simultaneous drownings, and shocking acts of managerial violence, cementing it as one of the most negligent operational periods to date.
Official Park Security Footage
By the Numbers: A Statistical Breakdown
122
Total Guests
77%
Satisfaction Rate
5
Managerial Assaults
3
Near-Drownings
2
Fatalities
55
Injuries & Slips
Chronology of Chaos
The Grand Opening Massacre
In a display of reckless endangerment, Park Manager CaseOh opened the new "Simpleton Shores" expansion to the public without adequate safety verification. The area's main attraction, ominously named the "Death Loop," immediately lived up to its name, causing two (2) fatalities as patrons were ejected from the ride at high velocity. The manager's reaction was a brief moment of shock followed by immediate distraction with a new diving board, demonstrating a callous disregard for human life in the face of new amusements.
"Oh my goodness! Two more people just died! ... Oh my God, look at this diving board!" - Park Manager CaseOh
The Tri-Drowning Debacle
Amidst the chaos of the new expansion, three separate patrons began drowning simultaneously in different pools. Already overwhelmed, the manager was unable to respond effectively, leading to prolonged distress for all three victims. His panicked reaction demonstrated a complete failure of emergency protocol.
"Iris is drowning! Ahmad is drowning! Oh my GOD, what is happening?!" - Park Manager CaseOh
Vandalism and Vigilante Justice
The park was hit by a wave of vandalism, with graffiti appearing on a newly installed decorative wall. Enraged, the manager, CaseOh, armed himself with a baseball bat, located the perpetrator, and proceeded to repeatedly assault them, ignoring the proper protocol of ejecting the guest.
"You thought you could just come in here and vandalize my park? Get out of here!" - Park Manager CaseOh