Incident Report

Case File: Episode 19 - The Flying Patron and Probationary Homicide

This day of operations was defined by the reckless actions of a new employee, Kade, resulting in multiple fatalities and injuries. Management's inability to control staff, coupled with unprecedented attraction malfunctions that launched a guest airborne, underscores the park's complete operational collapse.

Official Park Security Footage

By the Numbers: A Statistical Breakdown

100

Total Guests

81%

Satisfaction Rate

3

Fatalities

7

Near-Drownings

33

Sanitation Issues

42

Injuries

Chronology of Chaos

The Probationary Homicide and Managerial Complicity

A newly hired lifeguard, "Kade," who was placed on a probationary period due to prior misconduct, was observed shoving a patron from the highest diving board. The patron suffered a fatal fall. This incident marks another death directly attributable to employee violence under the current management.

"Oh my goodness... He just killed a man at 11:32 AM on the dot... I gotta fire him." - Park Manager CaseOh

Mass Drowning and Managerial Paralysis

At one point during the day, a cascading safety failure resulted in three park patrons drowning simultaneously in different locations. The park's emergency response system was immediately overwhelmed.

"Marla is drowning! Zara is drowning! Aaliyah is drowning!... Kade, please come and handle this!" - Park Manager CaseOh

The Case of the Flying Patron

In a physics-defying incident, a park guest was launched from a slide with such force that they flew over the park's perimeter fence and disappeared from view. This event represents an unprecedented level of danger and a catastrophic failure of attraction safety design.

"Did I just see what I think I just saw?... They literally flew out of the park." - Park Manager CaseOh