Case File: Episode 19 - The Flying Patron and Probationary Homicide
This day of operations was defined by the reckless actions of a new employee, Kade, resulting in multiple fatalities and injuries. Management's inability to control staff, coupled with unprecedented attraction malfunctions that launched a guest airborne, underscores the park's complete operational collapse.
Official Park Security Footage
By the Numbers: A Statistical Breakdown
100
Total Guests
81%
Satisfaction Rate
3
Fatalities
7
Near-Drownings
33
Sanitation Issues
42
Injuries
Chronology of Chaos
The Probationary Homicide and Managerial Complicity
A newly hired lifeguard, "Kade," who was placed on a probationary period due to prior misconduct, was observed shoving a patron from the highest diving board. The patron suffered a fatal fall. This incident marks another death directly attributable to employee violence under the current management.
"Oh my goodness... He just killed a man at 11:32 AM on the dot... I gotta fire him." - Park Manager CaseOh
Mass Drowning and Managerial Paralysis
At one point during the day, a cascading safety failure resulted in three park patrons drowning simultaneously in different locations. The park's emergency response system was immediately overwhelmed.
"Marla is drowning! Zara is drowning! Aaliyah is drowning!... Kade, please come and handle this!" - Park Manager CaseOh
The Case of the Flying Patron
In a physics-defying incident, a park guest was launched from a slide with such force that they flew over the park's perimeter fence and disappeared from view. This event represents an unprecedented level of danger and a catastrophic failure of attraction safety design.
"Did I just see what I think I just saw?... They literally flew out of the park." - Park Manager CaseOh