Case File: Episode 17 - The Triple Drowning and Mass Contamination
On this day of operation, Goob Lagoon experienced a complete breakdown of safety and sanitation protocols, resulting in multiple near-fatalities and a mass contamination event. The manager's incompetence and violent outbursts reached new heights, creating a hazardous environment for all patrons.
Official Park Security Footage
By the Numbers: A Statistical Breakdown
81
Total Guests
77%
Satisfaction Rate
15
Injuries
3
Near-Drownings
10
Sanitation Issues
4
Managerial Assaults
Chronology of Chaos
The Triple Drowning Incident
A catastrophic series of events unfolded as three patrons began drowning simultaneously in different areas of the park. The manager, CaseOh, was alerted to the emergencies but was severely delayed in his response due to his preoccupation with redesigning the park's entrance. His delayed and disorganized rescue attempts highlight a critical failure in the park's emergency response protocols.
"There are three people drowning! I'm just one man!" - Park Manager CaseOh
The Mass "Dookie" Contamination
The park experienced a severe sanitation crisis when a patron defecated in the main pool, creating a biohazard situation. The manager's response was not to evacuate the pool but to attempt to clean the contamination with a mop while patrons were still swimming. This gross negligence led to the widespread contamination of the pool and exposed numerous guests to unsanitary conditions.
"Oh my goodness, somebody took a dookie in the pool! This is disgusting!" - Park Manager CaseOh
The Vandalism Spree
Throughout the day, multiple acts of vandalism were committed, including graffiti on the park's walls and signage. The manager, instead of taking preventative measures, reacted with anger and violence. In one instance, a vandal spray-painted "Welcome to Caymart" on a wall, to which the manager responded by chasing down the perpetrator and assaulting them with a baseball bat.
"You think you can just come in here and vandalize my park? Get out of here!" - Park Manager CaseOh