Incident Report

Case File: Episode 14 - The "Death Loop" Fatality and Percussive Maintenance

A new, highly dangerous slide addition, the "Death Loop," resulted in the park's most graphic fatality to date. Managerial misconduct escalated to include performing "maintenance" with a hammer and assaulting a patron immediately after rescuing them from drowning.

Official Park Security Footage

By the Numbers: A Statistical Breakdown

95

Total Guests

75%

Satisfaction Rate

1

Fatalities

3

Near-Drownings

8

Managerial Assaults

58

Injuries & Slips

Chronology of Chaos

The "Death Loop" Fatality

In a severe case of gross negligence, the Park Manager introduced a new, clearly unsafe attraction named the "Death Loop." Within the first hour of operation, a patron was launched from the apex of the slide's loop, traveling a considerable distance through the air before impacting the ground. The manager's initial shock quickly turned to callous indifference as he failed to render aid or properly address the incident.

"Oh my god! No!... I think I just watched somebody die for real." - Park Manager CaseOh

The Percussive Maintenance Protocol

Upon discovering multiple structural failures, including broken railings and deck boards, the Park Manager eschewed standard repair protocols. Instead, he armed himself with a hammer and proceeded to strike the damaged areas repeatedly in a misguided attempt at "percussive maintenance." This act not only failed to rectify the safety hazards but also demonstrated a profound lack of professional competence and a disregard for the well-being of park patrons.

"You see me sittin' here workin'! It ain't my fault!" - Park Manager CaseOh

Post-Rescue Assault and Battery

After a patron, identified as Juan, was rescued from a near-drowning incident, the Park Manager engaged in an unconscionable act of violence. Immediately after bringing the distressed guest to safety, the manager, citing the guest's status as an "intruder," physically assaulted the individual by pushing him to the ground, showing a shocking lack of empathy and a clear pattern of unwarranted aggression.

"Get out of my water park! Are you serious? I should have let you drown!" - Park Manager CaseOh