Case File: Episode 12 - A Cascade of Critical Failures
This operational period stands as a testament to managerial ineptitude. The park was plagued by a series of concurrent, high-stakes emergencies, including multiple drownings that were actively ignored in favor of menial tasks. Furthermore, the manager's attempts at facility maintenance constituted acts of gross negligence, endangering patrons with compromised equipment.
Official Park Security Footage
By the Numbers: A Statistical Breakdown
93
Total Guests
70%
Satisfaction Rate
1
Fatalities
5
Near-Drownings
32
Sanitation Issues
48
Injuries
Chronology of Chaos
The Unattended Triple Drowning
At the height of park attendance, three patrons began to drown simultaneously in different pools. Park Manager CaseOh was alerted to the emergencies but was preoccupied with restocking the hot dog stand. He casually finished his task before ambling over to the first victim, by which time all three were in critical distress. His delayed response showcased a complete failure of emergency protocol and a disturbing prioritization of concession sales over human life.
"Oh my God, they're all drowning! Hold on, I gotta get this hot dog first." - Park Manager CaseOh
The "Percussive Maintenance" Debacle
Following numerous complaints about a malfunctioning slide, the manager armed himself with a sledgehammer to perform what he termed "percussive maintenance." He proceeded to strike the slide's support structure repeatedly and indiscriminately. This not only failed to resolve the mechanical issue but also visibly compromised the structural integrity of the attraction, creating an even greater hazard for all patrons in the vicinity.
"Sometimes you just gotta show the slide who's boss. A little tap here, a little tap there." - Park Manager CaseOh
Mass Sanitation Failure and Guest Endangerment
A severe biohazard event unfolded as multiple guests, visibly covered in filth, were allowed to enter the main pool, resulting in widespread contamination. The manager's attempts to clean the area were superficial at best. He was later seen throwing a trash bag directly into a crowd of people, striking a guest and causing them to fall, rather than walking to a designated receptacle. This act transformed a sanitation issue into an act of physical negligence.
"There's just too much trash! Where am I supposed to put all this? Fine, you guys deal with it!" - Park Manager CaseOh