Incident Report

Case File: Episode 11 - Mass Electrocution and Gravitational Anomalies

This operational day was defined by a series of catastrophic failures, including a mass casualty event involving a taser, a fatal flaw in a waterslide's design, and the physical assault of an incapacitated employee by management.

Official Park Security Footage

By the Numbers: A Statistical Breakdown

77

Total Guests

71%

Satisfaction Rate

5

Fatalities

4

Near-Drownings

25

Injuries

6

Managerial Assaults

Chronology of Chaos

The Mass Electrocution Catastrophe

In an unprecedented act of managerial violence, Park Manager CaseOh responded to a former employee swimming in a public pool by retrieving a high-voltage taser. Instead of isolating the individual, he discharged the weapon into the crowded body of water, electrocuting multiple patrons indiscriminately. The manager's reaction was not one of remorse, but of shocked excitement at the scale of the carnage he had caused.

"I just killed everybody in there!" - Park Manager CaseOh

The Gravitational Anomaly Incident

A severe, and ultimately fatal, design flaw was exposed on the park's main green waterslide. A patron, midway through the slide, was suddenly and inexplicably ejected from the attraction at extreme velocity, falling a significant distance to the pavement below. This incident points to gross negligence in the ride's design, construction, and safety testing. The manager could only watch in stunned silence.

"Oh my God! He fell off of the green slide!" - Park Manager CaseOh

Employee Incapacitation and Assault

Despite a promising start, the new cashier, identified as "Kaiser," was later discovered unconscious on the floor of his kiosk during peak park hours. This complete dereliction of duty created a significant bottleneck at the park's entrance. Upon finding the incapacitated employee, Manager CaseOh's response was not to render aid but to physically assault the employee by shoving him, yelling at him to resume his duties.

"Get back to work! I didn't want to have to put my hands on you, but I had to." - Park Manager CaseOh