Case File: Episode 10 - Mass Employee Incapacitation & Vandalism Spree
Episode 10 of operations at Goob Lagoon was marked by a complete breakdown of managerial control, resulting in widespread chaos. The day's events included targeted vandalism, a series of severe injuries, and a shocking incident where the manager incapacitated his entire staff during peak hours.
Official Park Security Footage
By the Numbers: A Statistical Breakdown
61
Total Guests
70%
Satisfaction Rate
56
Injuries & Slips
3
Near-Drownings
1
Fatalities
5
Managerial Assaults
Chronology of Chaos
The Acrobatic Anomaly
A female patron was observed ascending a large inflatable water slide. Instead of utilizing the slide in the intended seated position, she performed a full, standing aerial cartwheel from the top platform, launching herself into the pool below. This flagrant disregard for posted safety regulations created a significant risk of spinal or head trauma. Park Manager CaseOh witnessed the entire event, reacting only with shocked amazement and taking no preventative measures.
"Lord have mercy! What is going on!?" - Park Manager CaseOh
Targeted Vandalism and Retaliatory Action
The park was subjected to a wave of vandalism, with one instance of graffiti reading "Blue Hoodies Suck." The manager, who was wearing a blue hoodie, appeared to interpret this as a personal insult. He proceeded to physically assault the vandals and forcibly eject them from the park, eschewing protocol in favor of direct, violent retaliation.
"Get out of my place right now!" - Park Manager CaseOh
Mass Employee Incapacitation
During a period of extreme operational chaos—including multiple guest injuries and emergencies—Park Manager CaseOh deployed a taser on all three of his on-duty employees. This action left the park entirely unstaffed and unsupervised. Immediately after, the manager calmly approached a line of waiting guests to take their ticket orders, demonstrating a profound disconnect from his responsibilities.
"I'm so sorry about the delay, how y'all doin'?" - Park Manager CaseOh